Friday, July 31, 2009

Whatever Alex Wants...

ARIES MAN

Aggressive Aries businessman Alexander Donaldson III needed a vacation - peace and quiet, sleeping until noon...Instead, he was rudely awakened by a huge sheep butting its head against the bedroom window! The woolly trespasser could only belong to one person - his new neighbor, Miss Bo Peep herself!


CANCER WOMAN

Child psychologist Hannah Martinof had come to the country to get away from stubborn, unreasonable men like Alex. Honestly, all that fuss over a sheep - it was enough to ruffle her normally calm, compassionate Cancer nature. But even more disturbing to Hannah was the way Alex wouldn't leave after she'd apologized for her pet. He seemed rooted to the spot. Starstruck...or lovestruck - as thought he'd suddenly experienced a...

COSMIC ATTRACTION

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Timewasters

Are you bored? Have you already checked your e-mail, your Facebook, and your MySpace page, but you still want to spend some more time online? Here are some things that you can check out that will help to pass the time.

Ain't It Cool News
http://www.aintitcool.com

This is a website that is entirely dedicated to rumors and reviews of upcoming and currently playing movies and television projects, with an emphasis on sci-fi, fantasy, horror, action, and comic-book related genres. In other words, this website is entirely dedicated to every geek, nerd and dork in the universe.

Apple Movie Trailers
http://www.apple.com/trailers

Come here to check out the trailers for all the latest / upcoming movies. At any given time, you can view about 80 of them.

Barats & Bereta Productions
http://www.baratsandbereta.com

Luke Barats and Joe Bereta are a comedy duo that have made short video clips with hilarious content. Do yourself a favour and watch So Smooth, Cubicle War, and MANtage.

Dave Barry's Column at the Miami Herald
http://www.miamiherald.com/dave_barry/

Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize winning author and journalist who has been at The Miami Herald since 1983. He writes about issues ranging from the international economy to exploding toilets. He had written dozens of books including the famed Complete Guide to Guys.

Free Online Games
http://www.freeonlinegames.com

It's exactly what the title says. Here you can play thousands of games, online, for free using your keyboard and/or mouse. My personal favourites at the moment are Curse Village and Desolate Defence.

Hammacher Schlemmer
http://www.hammacher.com

Aside from being very difficult to pronounce, Hammacher Schlemmer has been "offering the best, the only, and the unexpected for 161 years". I have personally ordered The Wind Defying Umbrella, The Best Commuter Cup, and The 10 Day Lantern.

Retro Junk
http://www.retrojunk.com

This website allows those of us who grew up in the 70's, 80's, or 90's to relive our childhoods by looking back at the movies, television shows, commercials, and people that defined those generations.

The Onion
http://www.theonion.com

Most of you are probably already familiar with this website. They market themselves as 'America's Finest News Source', but of course, the stories are all fabricated, but nonetheless, hilarious. Sample news story - "Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes".

The Soup
http://ca.eonline.com/videos/index_old.jsp?franchise=the_soup

The Soup is a television show hosted by Joel McHale that airs every Friday on E!. The host sets up clips and comments on them. One of my favourite shows.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Montreal

We left Ottawa by train on Saturday at 10:00 and arrived in Montreal just before 1:00. Our hotel, the Fairmont Queen Elizabeth, was conveniently located right next to the Gare Centrale. Unfortunately, we were unable to get an early check-in, so we left our bags with the bell staff, and we ventured off into the city.

Our first stop was Reuben's. I had the Reuben's Chop-Shop Poutine (french fries topped with cheese curds, chop-shop smoked meat brisket, and gravy) with a root beer, and Karen had the Charboiled Chicken Sandwich (grilled chicken breast, with melted swiss cheese, bacon, lettuce & tomatoes, served on a Kaiser roll with Dijon mayo) with water.

After that, we went to H&M where I picked up a black dress shirt and Karen tried on a couple of skirts, then to the three-levelled Simons, where Karen picked up a swimsuit, then to Starbucks, Bikini Village, Winners, and Bentley where I picked up a card wallet.

We came back to the hotel at 3:00 to find out that our room still wasn't ready. We spent the next hour waiting on the couches in the lobby, asking the concierge for the best bus route to the Vieux Port, and getting change for the bus.

At 4:00, our room was finally ready, so we got the key cards and quickly went up, only to come back down moments later to catch our bus. We went got to the bus stop, we saw a sign that indicated that the bus was re-routed to another stop, so we took a cab instead.

We arrived at the Vieux Port, the location of the Cirque du Soleil show OvO, at 4:30. We went inside the grand chapiteau and found our way to our seats. The show lasted for two and a half hours, including a half hour intermission.

We took the bus back to the hotel, which proved to be a very interesting experience. Our bus driver was clearly having a bad day because after making a left turn onto a very narrow street, he and the driver of a car that the bus almost clipped exchanged a few words wherein our bus driver invited the man in the car to step outside the settle everything. Luckily, this did not happen.

Once we had safetly arrived at our hotel, we went up to our room and Karen called downstairs to make a reservation at Le Montrealais for dinner at 9:00. The Fairmont's other restaurant is the hilariously named The Beaver Club. Given that it was only a quarter past eight, we had some time to spare before dinner so we went to the pool.

Karen premiered her new swimsuit and I looked quite smashing in my blue board shorts. The pool was super occupied with a half dozen kids and a few parents, while the hot tub was occupied with three older guys in Speedos.

I commented to Karen about the latter situation, to which she replied that "maybe they're from Europe or something." We ended up staying in the pool the whole time with the kids and their parents because I refused to be a part of the European Speedo convention that was taking place in the hot tub. After we had gotten out of the pool, I noticed that somebody had taken my flip flops, so I had to go back to our room barefoot.

We got changed and went downstairs for supper. We ordered half a bottle of white wine, I had the Walleye, Karen had the Filet Mignon, and we helped ourselves to the dessert bar. By the time we came back up to the room, it was past 10:00.

We woke up today at 9:00, we checked out at 11:00, we left our bags with the bell staff, and we went for breakfast at a place in the Gare Centrale. Our train wasn't leaving until 1:00, so we went to Place Ville Marie (or as Karen calls it - PVM) to check out RW & Co. Karen tried on a couple things but I didn't find anything that I liked. We boarded the train at a quarter to one and arrived in Ottawa at a quarter past three.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Canada Day

Karen and I went for breakfast at Cora's. It had been a long time since we had last been there. Lately, we have been going to The Diner, as they have 99 cent cappucinos, and the best pancakes ever.


Afterwards, we spent the better part of the afternoon checking out the exhibits at the War Museum. I knew that it was impossible to look at and read everything, so I spent most of my time in the WWI and WWII exhibits.

Next, we headed out to Mandy and Nick's place in Kanata for a barbecue. In the evening, we went to 'Canada Day in Kanata' to see Loverboy perform their hits - Turn Me Loose, When It's Over, Lovin' Every Minute Of It, The Kid Is Hot Tonight, and Working For The Weekend.